A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 1


[Music] HARRY: ♪Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers
and feel the glares♪ ♪of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt♪ ♪I can’t believe how cruel they are,♪ ♪and it stings my lightning scar♪ ♪to know they’ll never, ever give me what I
want.♪ ♪I know I don’t deserve these stupid rules
made by the Dursleys here on♪ ♪Privet Drive.♪ ♪Can’t take all of these muggles♪ ♪but despite all of my struggles,♪ ♪I’m still alive.♪ ♪I’m sick of summer and this waiting around.♪ ♪Man, it’s September and I’m skipping this town.♪ ♪Hey, it’s no mystery –♪ ♪there’s nothing here for me now.♪ ♪I gotta get back to Hogwarts!♪ ♪I gotta get back to school.♪ ♪I gotta get myself to Hogwarts,♪ ♪where everybody knows I’m cool!♪ ♪Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.♪ ♪To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts.♪ ♪It’s all that I love and it’s all that I need
at♪ ♪Hogwarts, Hogwarts –♪ ♪I think I’m going back.♪ ♪I’ll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry.♪ ♪Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky.♪ ♪No way this year anyone’s gonna die,♪ ♪and it’s gonna be totally awesome!♪ ♪I’ll cast some spells with a flick of my
wand,♪ ♪defeat the Dark Arts, yeah, bring it on!♪ ♪And do it all with my best friend, Ron,♪ ♪’cause together we’re totally awesome!♪ RON: ♪Yeah, and it’s gonna be totally awesome!♪ Did somebody say Ron Weasley? What’s up, buddy? Sorry it took me so long to get here; I had to go get some floo powder, but uh, we
gotta get going, come on, get your trunk, let’s go! HARRY: Where are we going? RON: To Diagon Alley, of course! HARRY: Cool! RON: Come on! BOTH: Floo powder power, Floo powder power, Floo
powder power! RON: ♪It’s been so long, but we’re going back.♪ ♪Don’t go for work, don’t go there for class.♪ HARRY: ♪As long as we’re together,♪
BOTH: ♪Gonna kick some ass,♪ ♪And it’s gonna be totally awesome!♪ ♪This year we’ll take everybody by storm,♪ ♪Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm.♪ HERMIONE: ♪But let’s not forget that we need to
perform well in class♪ ♪if we want to pass our O.W.L.S.♪ RON: God, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill? HERMIONE: Because guys, school’s not all about having fun. We need to study hard if we want to be good
witches and wizards. ♪I may be frumpy, but I’m super smart.♪ ♪Check out my grades: they’re A’s, for a start!♪ ♪What I lack in looks, well, I make up in heart,♪ ♪and well, guys, yeah, that’s totally awesome!♪ ♪This year I plan to study a lot.♪ RON: ♪That would be cool if you were actually hot.♪ HARRY: ♪Hey Ron! Come on!
We’re the only friends that she’s got.♪ HARRY: ♪And that’s cool! ♪
HERMIONE: ♪And that’s totally awesome!♪ ALL THREE: ♪Yeah, it’s so cool, and it’s totally awesome!♪ ♪We’re sick of summer and this waiting around.♪ ♪It’s like we’re sitting in the lost and found.♪ ♪Don’t take no sorcery for anyone to see how –♪ ♪We gotta get back to Hogwarts!♪ ♪We gotta get back to school.♪ ♪We gotta get back to Hogwarts,♪ ♪where everything is magic-coooool!♪ ALL: ♪Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts,♪ ♪To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts.♪ ♪It’s all that I love and it’s all that I need♪ ♪at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!♪ ♪I think we’re goin’ back!♪