Dad Guy – Billie Eilish Parody


White shirt, now red That’s taco sauce Eating, just sitting on my phone Plucking grey hair out of my nose Thinking ’bout Just for Men Bruises, I’m not sure where they’re from I work all day, I HATE MY JOB Less hair now that I’ve ever had Need to clip my toe-ho-nails Used to be a tough guy, like it really rough guy Just can’t get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy ***CONFUSED BABY*** Now I’m that Dad type, Sunday mow the yard type Did you change your oil type, entire bag of chips type I’m the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (whispers) Dinner’s ready Whole box of Chex in just one bowl I make a joke and your eyes roll Respect my rules, you’re in my home Now go and clean your room You ask, I say “Go ask your mom” Check your work if you did it wrong One pair of sneakers that I own, wear them to everything Used to be a tough guy, like it really rough guy Just can’t get enough guy, chest always so puffed guy Now I’m that Dad type, slightly out of breath type Gained a couple pounds type, eat over the sink type I’m the DAAAAAADGUYYYYYY EETURVEGGIES I’m the DAD GUY I’m only good at being dad Dad I like being your dad I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re my kid Your friends are scared of me? Hmph, well Your friends are all punks, and I ain’t bout that shit when they come into my home WAT I’m the dad guy BURRRRRP I’m the dad guy PRRRFFFFTTTTTT