Pier 15 Funk – Exploratorium (“Uptown Funk” PARODY)


This hot, that ice cold Frank Oppenheimer, that man’s bold. This sun see time twirl Them wood swirls, broadcast this tree here! Marilyn… Einstein… lovin’ your curiosity. Gotta spin the knob of this pendulum. Don’t miss the words, ‘cuz they’re witty. It’s a slot! (slot yeah) Can a rod curve through this slot, man? Hot Spot! (hot yeah) Them wavelengths be infrared. Get taught! (taught yeah) Play a game, come on bring the fam. This rot! (rot yeah) Somethin’s smellin’ funny, ‘Splain it now! Circles of magnetism! (Oooh!) Circles of magnetism! (Oooh!) Circles of magnetism! (Oooh!) Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! Science is tight… give your mind a thought, Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot!
Embarcadero’s the spot! Hey, hey, hey, OH! STEM!
Women in it. Fill my cup. Put some drippies in it. Catch a spark… see seismic tech. “Hey get a load of this vortex!” Check out Chladni… hyperboloid… come on take a peek. First you show up, say “Whoa now!” It’s open six days a week It’s a slot! (slot yeah) Can a rod curve through this slot, man? Hot Spot! (hot yeah) Them wavelengths be infrared. Get taught! (taught yeah) Play a game… come on bring the fam. This rot! (rot yeah) Somethin’s smellin’ funny! (‘Splain it now!) Helmholtz resonators! (oooh) Helmholtz resonators! (oooh) Helmholtz resonators! (oooh) ‘Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! ‘Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! ‘Cause Pier 15’s gon’ give it to you! Science is tight give your mind a thought! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot!
Embarcadero’s the spot! Hey, hey, hey, OH! If you wanna learn about art, science,
and human perception? Ex-plor-’tor-i-um. Ex-plor-’tor-i-um Ex-plor-’tor-i-um. Ex-plor-’tor-i-um I said, Ex-plor-’tor-i-um. Ex-plor-’tor-i-um Take a glance… drum on it! This Plexiglass, you want it! If you’re geeky, then show it. Don’t wonder now, come know it! Take a glance… drum on it! This Plexiglass, you want it! You know science is tight… give your mind a thought, Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot! Embarcadero’s the spot!
Embarcadero’s the spot! Hey, hey, hey, OH! Ex-plor-’torium! Ex-plor-’torium! Ex-plor-’torium! Ex-plor-’torium! Ex-plor-’torium! Ex-plor-’torium!
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