Uptime Funk – (Uptown Funk parody)


Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh Doh, doh doh doh doh doh doh Doh, doh doh doh This bit, uncontrolled a bad bug made my system fall this bug in the kernel, my kernel, my uptime ceases Freaking, Spazzing my managers mad it ain’t pretty I need caffeine a big screen gotta fix the server in a jiffy It’s too hot Hot patch Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartma It’s too hot Hot patch Make a Sys Admin retire man It’s too hot Hot patch Said holy cow! Am I in a jam It’s too hot Hot patch Tellin’ ya now it ain’t that funny
server’s down live patching hallelujah whoo live patching hallelujah whoo live patching hallelujah whoo Cause uptime funk gon give it to you Cause uptime funk gon give it to you Cause uptime funk gon give it to you Saturday night and servers alright Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh Halt Don’t reboot, init Found a fix, grab code from git Make a build, passed the tests Julio! Make a patch! Ride to Provo, Nuremberg, Newbury in the UK We got Linux, and there’s no doubt Gonna fix that server in a jiffy I’m all green (hot patch) Called a Penguin and chameleon. I’m all Green hot patch Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman it’s too hot hot patch yo say my name you know who I am it’s too hot hot patch I ain’t no simple code monkey, Nuthin’s down live patching hallelujaa, whoo live patching hallelujaa, whoo live patching hallelujah, whoo Cause uptime funk gon give it to you Cause uptime funk gon give it to you Saturday night and servers alright don’t reboot it just patch don’t reboot it just patch don’t reboot it just patch Hey, hey, hey, oh before we leave Imma tell y’all a lil something Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up I said Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Uptime Funk you up, Uptime Funk you up Come on, patch
Get on it If you stable then flaunt it If you online then own it Don’t text about it, come show me Come on, patch
Get on it If you stable then flaunt it Well it’s Saturday night and the servers alright Don’t reboot it. Just patch Don’t reboot it. Just patch Don’t reboot it. Just patch Don’t reboot it. Just patch Don’t reboot it. Just patch Don’t reboot it. Just patch hey hey, hey, oh Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up (say whaa?!) Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up Come on!
Hey Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up Uptime funk you up, Uptime funk you up Uptime funk you up